I seem to get a lot of emails about Viagra. And they are often quite presumptive and gloomy, not to say rude, about about my life. They assume it must be miserable. Which doesn't seem to me a very good stepping-off point to seduce me (ha!) into purchasing from their web-site or whatever.
But I suppose the truth is, if I wanted to improve my body, apart from add another three to the stone I've lost since Christmas, it would be to gain a couple of inches in length. And I know this to to be the case because, like many boys, I suppose I have debated this for many years, since I was a spotty teenager I would guess.
Perhaps I'm a bit sad to think that the extra length would make me happy. After all we are only talking a couple of inches, but I've debated this over the intervening years, and I'm sure it would. Everything would be better.
Yes, having longer legs would really have been a boon. I have the legs of someone five foot six and the back of someone six foot six. In an ideal world I'd like the legs to go with the back if that's OK? Then I could reach my proper height.
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long legs are overrated (unless you have no legs, i suppose) - cinema seats, planes, buying trousers.
oh, poor me.
*shuts up*
I have short legs. I would also like longer ones. Not too long, just a bit longer.
That is all. My penis is just fine for length, thanks.
I don't know about legs specifically...I'd just like to be gently elongated all over so that I could be a bit longer and a bit thinner. (Not a lot, I wouldn't want to have any more trouble with seats and trousers than I already get with the width!)
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