Celebrity Love Jungle

Of course, no blogger worth their salt would ever admit to watching 'celebrity I'm a love island get me off with her now'. But... and again, but...

I gather from my eyes (sorry, I meant - my spies) that this was both the least confrontational, and the most successful Celebrity Love Jungle thus far. And the celebrity gardeners Antique Decking said as much, on many occasions (honestly, on and on they went, bored me rigid. Or would have, if I'd been watching).

Can I just say to politicians and, indeed, to the press: Look and Learn (A great comic, if I may just make that point too). This was possibly more important than running the country.
No? You're probably right. I'll get my coat.

But before I go, here's the news: we prefer it if everyone is getting along.

So is it time to put Prime Ministers Questions to bed?

Actually, no, it's not (pace Question Time tonight). But it probably is time to change it. How about this: genuine questions, and genuine answers. Might be a novelty worth trying.

PS. What happened to Charlie - you know, leader Lib Dems, should have made a big splash, now lost substantial opportunity, dead in the water - Charlie, er, Kennedy, isn't it?



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