Tuesday, June 6

Open mouth. Insert foot. Open ground. Dive in

"So, was that your first time in the chair then?"

"Yes"

"You couldn't tell"

"?!"

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

That sounds like a complicated manouvre.
Er, am I being very stupid? I can't quite see why it was needed.

the Beep said...

er, because I obv COULD tell, and she realised I could by my opening comment. And my second comment was just stupid. Brain freeze. System crash.

Anonymous said...

And I thought it was just me ....

My financial adviser* lost an arm in a motorbike accident, and every time I go to see him he offers me coffee and I ask him if he needs a hand. Every time. The silence just afterwards while my face reddens is simply awful.

*Oooh, get me.

the Beep said...

Oh that's topped mine by some distance. Does the red extend down your neck? It should. Shameful behaviour! See you in the hle in the ground later....

the Beep said...

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insert between h and l to read 'hole'